Our premium quality Scilly Ass T-shirt has the fun, distinctive Scilly Billy logo printed in the back.
The story of Scilly Ass
Scilly Ass fancies himself as Captain Jack Sparrow ever since appearing in a production of Pirates of the Caribbean - At Land's End at the Minack Theatre in 2010. However, he hasn't quite got the brains and wit to pull it off. Despite this, he has many admirers throughout the islands and is popular with the ladies.
Being such a silly ass he can get himself into some tricky situations. Unlike Jack, he survives more on luck than by using wit and negotiation.
He knows he has many female admirers amongst the islanders, including his friend Moo. But he is far too busy having fun adventures as a single Scilly Ass.